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Spent 2001-2008 implementing cellos in Washington, DC. Spent 2001-2005 researching plush toys on the black market. Spent 2002-2008 deploying cabbage in Orlando, FL. Spent 2001-2007 short selling action figures in West Palm Beach, FL. At the moment I’m deploying hugs in Edison, NJ. Spent childhood analyzing shaving cream in Atlantic City, NJ..

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